I tried to open one of the windows and couldn't get the darn thing up. I noticed two little levers at the top of the window, so I pushed them in and then tried to raise the window.
But...there wasn't enough to grab a hold of at the top of the window, so I had to smash my boobs against the window while pushing in the levers and try to raise the window with my chest. Who the hell designs windows like this? I was successful with the first window, but the second one was giving me all kinds of trouble. That's when I noticed the small latch at the bottom of the window. The one that you just have to flip up while you're raising the window. It's really quite easy.
What did I learn from this?
I'm an idiot.
I can raise a window with my boobs.