One of my dream jobs has always been to be the person who gets to name paint colors. How cool would it be if all you had to do was sit around all day thinking up names for colors? And, really, most of the paint names they have are just plain goofy, so it's not like the job would be particularly difficult. If you've ever paid attention to paint names, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
I decided that since I probably won't ever realize my dream of being the paint chip naming chick, I'd just make up my own paint chips.
These are probably some you'll never see in the store, and shows why I'll probably never have this particular dream job.